Sunday, 20 August 2017

You Fat B

I took this photo yesterday. I quite like it. But this photo is the reason they got no banana last night.

OMB, SOOO chubby!!!!!! DEFINITELY diet time.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

Old Friends

I dropped in on Bugsy yesterday as I heard she wasn't well. She really didn't look good when I arrived, but I think maybe she had only just had her poking and ear cleaning and wasn't ready to forgive humans yet. So I went to hang out with crazy little Ruben for a bit (I love Ruben!), when I came back she had cheered up considerably.

"Time for a game. In this one, we see how many of those carrot-shaped treats I can convince you to give me individually before you give up and just leave me the tub."

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Unusually Eating

Usually if I'm looking at him he is glaring back at me but not today - I got a photo of him actually eating grass!!!!!

Yes, that's his front teefs you can see chomping away!

Sunday, 6 August 2017

Irregular Activity

I've pretty much given up on trying to get regular photos of my two for this blog. They're just so not into it, probably less so than ever before, it takes a lot of treats to persuade them to do anything I want them to.

Plus, if we're honest, their fluffy little waistlines could do without more treats...

"Did you just call us fat?"

Erm...well...if the chubby moniker fits... Oh no. I hope Little Miss Foot-Chomper didn't just hear me say that!

[...lick..lick..lick...]

Phew! Distracted! Think I got away with that.

"Don't think that just because my fur is more important than you that your slippers won't be on the receiving end of a very unfortunate accident later. Or that you won't be in them at the time."

Uh oh.

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Look But Don't Touch

"So that's the sound you make when you're hovering, shall we find out what sound you make when somebun chomps your feet?"

To be fair Anouska, I'm pretty sure we both already know what that sounds like, thanks to you!

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Fair Share

"Quick question - we've done our bit for today, so when are YOU going to chip in and eat YOUR share of this grass?"

Erm...