BHV: Come on Sprat, three visits in the same month, that's got to be worth a cuddle!
Sprat: That depends - did you bring treats I like this time?
BHV: How about these? [drops pile of treats under Sprat's nose]
Sprat: These? Pah! These interest me not! Be gone!
BHV: [walks away downhearted]
Sprat: Ooo look, Bugsy, a mysterious pile of treats I just discovered all on my own!
[...nom nom nom...]
Poor B-HV.
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