Saturday 24 February 2018

The Red Blanket

"I don't care how comfy you say it is, I ain't sittin' on it. Besides, somebun has weed and pooed on it."

Oh dearest Tate, I put the blanket in your favourite spot, just for you so you'd be snuggly and warm for your afternoon nap! Besides, Tate, that somebun was you.

Thursday 22 February 2018

Sharp as a Nut

Sometimes I worry about Lyle...

"Nope, he's not up here either! Wow, Tate is brilliant at Hide and Seek!"

Wednesday 21 February 2018

It's A Trap!

"...then I tie this to this and...done. This'll teach him a lesson, ration MY treats will you?! Hah! All I need now is the bait...how do I get Netflix and a crisp sandwich into this loop at the bottom?"

Tuesday 20 February 2018

Storytime

"We're sitting comfortably, now get with the stories. Do we have any books about bunnies getting waited on by dumb humans? We'll start with one of those..."

Monday 19 February 2018

Lyling About

"I'm gonna have a race and binky about, I'd appreciate it if you could put the camera away. When a bunny is racing about, he can adopt all manner of odd expressions, I wouldn't want to look silly on the intehwebs!"

"Here I go..."

"Wheee!"

"Woo-hoo!"

"Oh yeah!"

"That's the stuff!"

"Thanks! Your respect for my dignity is much appreciated."

Sunday 18 February 2018

Four Year Term

I regularly use Big Ears, Tiny Tales as a substitute for having any decent kind of memory. "When was such-and-such? Oh, it was around the time when that bunny did that thing! I'll go see when that was....".

This month I realised we had hit a significant anniversary in that it is four years since Anouska and MrB moved in. Sure, they were only fosters at the time, but since they turned into permanent residents without ever leaving again, I feel we should celebrate it anyway.

I didn't record the date, they'd moved in by this weekend, so we're just going to go ahead and celebrate it now. Happy anniversary, you grumpy old fluffs. I love you both very much, may we have many more happy days ahead!

"Do anniversaries come with...treats?"

"'nana shaped treats?"

[sigh] Yes, I suppose they do.

Note: Since they don't really do photos, these pics are actually from a couple of weeks back when I caught them unawares in the garden.

Saturday 17 February 2018

Basil Faulty

"Hmm... I'm sure I can trim a few pieces of leafy goodness off this plant without anyone noticing."

"Uh-oh!"

"Well that didn't go to plan."

"Oh, you're here...erm...OMB, did you see that...cat...that like totally just ran through here knocking things over?! And you'd totally believe he ate some of these herbs on the way past too, right?"

Sunday 11 February 2018

Anouska's Back

It's probably about time Anouska had another post. In case you've forgotten why my own bunnies don't generate regular posts...

"If I can't snack on that clickity box, I'm not interested."

Saturday 10 February 2018

Dandelion Hunter

Tate has discovered dandelions. His garden excursions now involve a lot of digging and rummaging about in the straggly winter grass looking for any tasty leafy goodness underneath.

"Mrph?"

Sunday 4 February 2018

More or Less

Quick poll : Do you think we should feed this bunny more carrots or less?

Please write your answers on a carrot and post to: MrB, Fluffy Bunny Fat Camp, England.

Thank you.

Yours bunfully,

MrB.