BHV: Anouska, will you move please? I need to vacuum there!
"Erm...no. Also, I wanted to tell you, I like this carpet pattern - it hides the odd stray poo a bunny might leave accidentally lying around while they chomp on bits of hay they find."
BHV: Yes, very true, as the underside of my socks will frequently testify, thank you very much. Now come on, shift your butt...
Like it's her fault you don't watch where you walk!
ReplyDeleteIt is a lovely carpet. Now don't be rude to the little lady or you might find yourself being rolled up in one and dragged out the door. You knowBobbit is talking to her every evening about his nefarious plans. She likes her carpet, but don't try to push her around like she was a vacuum cleaner,
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